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业余美食应该来巴黎的10个原因…

1.他们不知道鲍比·弗莱(Bobby Flay)是谁。

2. The have no idea who Rachel Ray is.

3. They know who Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are, but don’t care.

4. Scientology is illegal.

5. Since they wouldn’t let Oprah into Hermès, there’s an unclaimed Birkin bag for Adam’s mom.

6. They know who Oprah is, but don’t care.

7. Yes, figs are really in season here.

8. “Brangelina” and “Bennifer” are not in the French vocabulary.

9.Richard Quest长期以来一直在“分配”。

10. We need some New Yorkers here to show Parisians that you can’t just walk right into people and expect not to get slugged.

Bonus Reason:

11. Carrie Bradshaw left.

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    • 比巴

    闪光!现在看来,奥普拉(Oprah)和随行人员在爱马仕(Hermes)关闭后出现在爱马仕(1845年,他们在1830年关闭),他们没有被录取。约翰尼·德普(Johnny Depp)会说法语吗?在看到tout to de Suite之后,我们会知道。

      • Adam

      Haha–how flattering! Unfortunately, it looks like I’ll have to Forget Paris for the moment. Italy beckons; but save that Birkin bag for my mom!

        • David

        好吧,在爱马仕的防御中,在法国一家商店关闭时,无论您是英格兰女王(或亚当的妈妈追求伯金袋)都没关系。他们关闭。奥普拉(Oprah)刚在法国品尝了生活。

          • clotilde

          大卫 - 我可能会误会,但我认为无花果评论是我的,RE:Babbo晚餐?真的,法国的无花果是无花果吗?我还没有看到一个人 - 好吧,除了皮卡德!他们不是九月的女孩吗?

            • David

            Welcome back! Hope NYC was fun …how could it not be? Figs are at the markets here in Paris, I saw some this morning at Richard Lenoir. In the US, there are 2 ‘seasons’ for figs. The first is mid-summer, and the second is around September. The second crop of figs are usually ripen nicely and are much sweeter. I assume it’s the same here?
            David

              • Alisa

              This was very funny! :) You think we can claim the “bag”?!!!

                • David

                Alisa: I’m sure that Birkin bag is already gone… Oprah’s no fool, perhaps she had them deliver it to her hotel!

                  • Alisa

                  该死

                    • Gail

                    Richard MIA and Biba leaves a comment on “O”! I’ll give her a good scolding when we see and hear Jonny on Wednesday. How’s the heat treaten’ vous?

                      • Richard AB

                      1.大多数美国人认为奥普拉是一头母牛。她是如此出名,她不知道常识。她认为,因为她很富有和“奥普拉”,所以她可以做自己想做的事。这在正常社会中是不可接受的!

                      2. Bobby Flay is a joke. He is another idiot. So is Emeril. Rachel Ray is cute but she is a “made for televison” cook. Please give us our Martha Stewart again!

                      3. I need a fig recipe.

                        • David

                        我曾经以为Emeril愚蠢而愚蠢,然后我遇到了他吃晚饭,他实际上是一个非常非常可爱的人(当他告诉我一个关于无法及时到达朋友的故事时,他哭了dying of cancer.) I don’t know Bobby but a PR person told me he made “her skin crawl”…I think Martha is due back any day. Hang on!
                        David

                        PS:我的书中有100多种水果甜点,有100多种食谱。无花果,樱桃,桃子,浆果,苹果等。

                          • Debra

                          David, I love it! your list made me laugh out loud and gave me so many more reasons to love the French and France. My friend Kathy and I have traveled to France twice this year (Jan and March) and it seemed that every time we wanted to get in someplace, we’d see a sign “Ouvert tous les jours sauf…” the day we were there of course! It’s become our motto. Thanks again.
                          P.S. I met with Susan Loomis in March and she’s the one who told me about your site and your upcoming chocolate class. I know it will be great!

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